The shirt says NOT FRIENDLY in the flat, unmodulated capitals of a hazard placard. Below it, DO NOT TOUCH. To the left, a yellow caution…
Four Smiling Roots and the Word That Does Two Jobs
The shirt says LET’S ROOT FOR EACH OTHER AND WATCH EACH OTHER GROW. The letters run around four root vegetables—carrot, radish, beet, onion—each with a…
The Mugshot Board Held Like a Passport: Reading the Got Too Silly Shirt
The shirt says GOT TOO SILLY in plain capitals across the chest, and beneath the words a white goose-like bird stands in an orange prison…
The Period After Meh: Reading a Very Small Lowercase Shirt
On a dark shirt, centered, in lowercase letters no taller than a thumbnail, the word meh appears with a period after it. That is the…
The C and the T Are Not the Cat: Reading a Cat Daddy Shirt
The shirt says Cat Daddy, but it does not say it in a line. In the native garment preview, the word is split around a…